My first of three open houses for today was in Roosevelt. The listing just had the facts with no description to stir my imagination. It did have an interesting price range starting at $500 and ending in the early $200K range so of course I just had to grab a hot buyer and drive us out there. I had never seen a home listed in a range starting at $500. How could I not go? (LOL). In sum and substance, we should not have went (ROTFLMAO).
My buyer wasn't in the home a hot minute when she witnessed the broker get flip fly with the couple who walked in ahead of her. We never finished touring the home. She walked out because of the LB's behavior. We have no idea if he knew the couple or not. What she objected to was verbally disrespecting someone in front of a potential buyer who is a total stranger. Make that two strangers because I, her agent, never met any of them before and witnessed the conversation .
The sad thing is I raced to her home to pick her up, make damn sure we were going to be the first in the home, parked out front and had to call him because he wasn't on time for his O.H. Imagine my disappointment to discover the interior needed a lot of work and while I am trying to inspire a renovation have to suddenly watch all my schmoozing go to hell in a hand basket because he turned my buyer off. Dang. I left my kids shooting rockets in the park for this? Bummer...
My second open house was mad fun. I have never seen such a swanky, tasteful, stellar renovation since I started real estate. I was drooling over this co-op and actually b*tched out that I myself could not afford to buy it. Made me want to go out and get a "real job" (LMAO). If it were not unprofessional, I would have got on bended knee and begged my buyer to purchase this place just so I could come over and visit (ROTFL). Oh how I wish that were my listing. You guys would be watching a digital shrine erected to the place. I'd write new music and everything! (LOL) Talk about eye candy!!! I kept hearing Stephen the Minion Blur in my heard chirping, "that one!" "this one!" "mine, mine, mine, mine, MIIIIIIIINNNNE!"
If you are looking for an awesome two bedroom co-op in a neat building with nice porters and can spend $427K friggin' CALL ME already. Lets become friends because I wanna come over and visit... A lot. Seriously... You have no idea (LMAO). :-)
My third O.H. was adorable. What a lovely place. However, my second O.H. has ruined me for all other co-ops and condos (LOL). I wonder how long it is going to take for me to change my mind. We all know how anal retentive I can be... Too bad hubby wont let me buy it. He's smart enough to know I would probably never move if I ever got my hands on it. It's that good. ;-)
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